Help Develop Your Child's Emotional Intelligence With Five Bedtime Stories.

Your 5 to 7-year-old can learn to deal with life's challenges through these gentle hypnotic tales.
Five Funny Critters

The next best thing to reading one-on-one with your child, Five Funny Critters will soothingly help your child learn valuable life skills through the power of story.

In today's complex, busy world, it's not easy to find the time and the right words to help your child deal with issues that he or she faces each day.

Your child (and maybe you, too) will enjoy:

  • Celebrating individuality
  • Dealing with differences
  • Interacting with others in a healthy way
  • Overcoming reluctance
  • Finding a new sense of optimism
  • Facing fears with confidence
  • Sleeping naturally
  • Learning new things

Your child will love Five Funny Critters and will be unaware that he or she is learning valuable skills that will serve him or her for years to come. Dr. John Dyckman's engaging style combined with his original music creates a series that is sure to be listened to over and over again.

Your child will benefit by learning new age-appropriate skills. And you will benefit because your child is sure to relax and fall asleep!!!

A Wonderful Contribution to Resources For Children!

"Dr. Dyckman has crafted a warmly appealing set of children's folk tales, designed to assist children in dealing with their fears and anxieties. The companion introduction for parents provides a reassuring overview of the naturalistic process of hypnosis. A wonderful contribution to resources for children!"

- Marilyn Lindsey, Ph.D. - Child Psychologist

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Five Funny Critters

A Great Complement to Children's Books
Five Funny Critters

These audio hypnotic bedtime stories are a great addition to your current library of children's books. Of course, it's always good to read interactively with your child, and this is not, and never will be, a replacement for that. Yet, as an addition, these stories are sure to be a valuable component to your child's bedtime ritual.

Developed by John Dyckman Ph.D., this hypnosis-based program teaches techniques for interacting with life from your child's viewpoint. Your child's unconscious mind will gently learn how to handle the unique situations that a child aged five to seven experiences.

Having worked with children and adolescents for nearly 30 years, Dr. Dyckman understands the unique worldviews of children at different stages of their development. John is also an accomplished musician, making his children's stories a pleasure to hear. (Read more about Dr. Dyckman.)

When you see how much your child enjoys these stories, you'll regret not having tried these CDs sooner. Once you begin to see the positive effects on your child's behavior, the stressful aspects of parenting might become just a little easier to handle.

These stories are designed specifically for children aged five to seven.

I Recommend Them Most Highly!

"John Dyckman's entrancing creations are likely to be helpful not only to children with common problems and the parents who are concerned about them, but to anyone who enjoys a good story. Dr. Dyckman has managed the trick of creating yarns which teach and comfort as they entertain. They also have the ability to bridge cultural differences: his account of "the caterpillar who didn't want to change" enchanted audiences when I was recently lecturing in Japan. I recommend them most highly!"

- Robert Rosenbaum, Ph.D. - Chief, Neuropsychology Services, Kaiser Permanente

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"Teaching stories are a time-honored way of transmitting wisdom. Dr. Dyckman skillfully presents such stories and combines them with the added therapeutic potential of the trance state. His program gives parents an opportunity to share this experience with their children while at the same time fostering an attitude of relaxation and curiosity."

- Michael Reding, M.D. - Board Certified Psychiatrist

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We use these most nights, after reading books to the children (boys, aged 9 and 5). They look forward to listening to the stories and drift off to sleep after about one or two!
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Program Details

Five Funny Critters is a 2-CD program.
CD1: (for parents)
  • Introduction for Parents [2:06]
  • Introduction to Hypnosis [4:34}
  • Bonus Track: Relaxation for the Soul [5:03]
CD2: (for children)
  • Introduction for Children
  • [1:19]
  • The Groundhog Who Was Afraid of His Shadow [8:56]
  • The Caterpillar Who Didn't Want to Change [10:54]
  • The Beagle that Didn't Want to Run with the Pack [10:32]
  • The Fish that Didn't Want to Go to School [10:18]
  • The Bear Who Couldn't Sleep [9:54]
Therapist: Dr. John Dyckman

Program Instructions

  1. Listen to only one session a day. The introduction does not count as a session. The sessions are incremental and should be listened to in the order presented on the CDs. We do, however, recommend that you repeat each session several times.
  2. Once you have listened to all the sessions in order, we suggest that you go back and re-listen to the sessions that you find most relevant. You will find that the programs will be the most effective if you listen to one of the tracks every day for about three weeks...changing behavior is not going to happen overnight. The listening order can now be mixed.
  3. If you have multiple programs from the Hypnosis Network, please complete each program separately and completely before moving on to another one.
  4. These sessions work best when you are undisturbed and comfortable. Please make sure your phone ringer is off and that you will not be disturbed for a 25-minute period. Headphones are helpful in blocking outside sounds.
  5. A comfortable chair is the best place to listen, although a couch will also work. If you are listening to these in bed, for the first cycle it will be best if you do not go into a deep sleep unless so stated by the hypnosis session itself. After the first cycle, you may use the sessions before bedtime (they make great sleep aids). Do not try to listen at your computer – experience shows that it won't work.

Do not listen to any sessions while driving or while engaged in any activity that requires your attention.

The Hypnosis Network takes great pride in our programs. Please don't hesitate to contact us with any questions.

Hypnosis Network CD programs are very powerful, but are NOT a substitute for therapy. As with any self-help modality, you may not achieve the desired result.

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I be hypnotized? What if I'm "resistant"?

People of average intelligence (unless there is some form of organic brain damage) can be hypnotized in most cases if they are willing and do not resist.

The depth of hypnosis varies with a person's ability to respond. If you are not a naturally responsive subject, you can improve your receptivity to hypnosis with practice.

If you are totally resistant to the intent of the program you are considering, then it's not for you. You can't use hypnosis if you don't want to, because no one can hypnotize you against your will.

How should I use this program for maximum effectiveness?

A comfortable chair is the best place to listen, although a couch will also work. If you are listening to these in bed, for the first cycle it will be best if you do not go into a deep sleep unless so stated by the hypnosis session itself. After the first cycle, you may use the sessions before bedtime (they make great sleep aids). Do not try to listen at your computer – experience shows that it won't work.

These sessions work best when you are undisturbed and comfortable. Please make sure your phone ringer is off and that you will not be disturbed for a 25-minute period. Headphones are OK, but are not necessary.

Listen to only one session a day - the introduction does not count as a session. The sessions are incremental and should be listened to in the order presented on the CDs. We do recommend that you repeat each session at least four times before moving on to the next session. You will find that the programs will be the most effective if you listen at least 5 days a week for a minimum of three weeks . . . changing behavior is not going to happen overnight.

Once you have listened to all the sessions in order, we suggest that you go back and re-listen to the sessions that you find most relevant. The listening order can now be mixed.

If you have multiple programs from The Hypnosis Network, please complete each program separately and completely before moving on to another one.

How do I know if it is working? How will I know if I am actually hypnotized while listening to the sessions?

The experience of hypnosis is different for everyone. For many people, hypnosis is much like reading a good book. You are absorbed, but are still aware of your environment and your internal dialogue.

The depth of the trance has no effect on your results. The best way to notice if the hypnosis is working is to notice your decisions during the day surrounding food and exercise. Gradually, it will be easier and easier to make the right decisions.

Can I listen while sleeping?

It is not a good idea to listen to the hypnosis sessions while lying down to go to bed. If you fall asleep, the sessions will not be effective. A great time to listen is in the morning when you wake up, or in the evening when you get home from work.

Will the program work if I fall asleep while I'm listening?

Probably not, but sometimes hypnosis is confused with sleep. If you wake up at the end of each session, then you were in a deep trance and were not asleep – which is excellent! If you wake up hours later, then you were asleep and the session will not be effective.

What if I stay completely aware during the hypnosis session?

The hypnosis sessions on these CDs are pretty light, meaning that it is not like the movies. You're not going to become a zombie.

Some people experience the sessions in the way you would experience a great work of fiction. You are totally absorbed, but are aware of the outside world. Other people (usually if they are tired or really need the relaxation) get so absorbed that they do not remember listening to the session. Either way, you will get results. The results are not tied to "going under," but instead are tied to the focusing.

Can I listen while driving?

Absolutely not. Never listen to a hypnosis session while driving or engaged in any activity that requires your attention. Please listen in a quiet place where you will be undisturbed, without operating a vehicle or any dangerous machinery.

Can I contact someone if I still have questions?

Yes! Please let us know if you have any comments, questions, or suggestions. We always welcome customer input.

How to contact us:

US and Canada toll free: 888-332-6463
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Or you can email us at customerservice@hypnosisnetwork.com.

We want to see you succeed, and we are here to help you! Please contact us if you need any assistance.

Do you ship overseas? Do you ship to APO boxes?

Yes, absolutely. Many of our customers live outside the United States.

Orders shipped to Canada will ship from the United States using USPS (US $19.95 flat rate).

Orders shipped to the United Kingdom, Ireland, other European Union countries, and Australia will ship from a nearby location using the local postal service (US $9.95 flat rate). See details at checkout. No import duties or handling fees should be assessed for any of these locations.

Orders to other international addresses will ship via the U.S. Postal Service Global Priority Mail for a flat rate of $19.95. Our prices do not include duties or value-added taxes. If assessed, these charges are the responsibility of the package recipient, who will be billed for them by the local Customs office.

Shipments to APO boxes are sent by Priority Mail using the U.S. Postal Service. NOTE: We cannot track shipments sent via the U.S. Postal Service and cannot guarantee delivery times.

What if it doesn't work? Do I have to try the product for a year before returning it?

No. If you purchase a Hypnosis Network program directly from us, you can return the program at any time within a period of one year after your order date for a full refund of the purchase price. (Your order date is printed on your receipt.) Most people know within about 2 months whether a program will be effective or not, but we like to give you plenty of time so you do not feel rushed.

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Our Privacy Policy

We honor all people as unique individuals and will NEVER share any correspondence (whether it be written or verbal) with anyone outside of the company without your written consent.

Furthermore, it is our commitment to protecting the privacy rights of anyone who visits our site.

We collect email addresses of those who ask to receive free downloads of our products, those who subscribe to our newsletter, those who sign up for our free teleseminars, and of customers who order products.

We will only use these email addresses to send you unique product offerings and discounts, information about your order, or information specific to lists you may subscribe to. You will always have the option of removing yourself from a list by following a link that is at the bottom of all of our newsletters.

Furthermore, we do not sell trade or otherwise share any information about our site visitors with third parties.

Our 100% Satisfaction Guarantee

We offer a one-year no-questions-asked money-back guarantee.

If you are not getting the results you expected from any of our programs, you can return the product within one year of your order date with no questions asked. Your order date is printed on your receipt.